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Old Jul 21, 2007, 02:13 AM // 02:13   #21
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This is a spoof of the big mac and burger king one, but you wanted game related so here it is.

"Chuck Norris once asked for a SOJ on Guild Wars... and got it."
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Old Jul 21, 2007, 03:21 AM // 03:21   #22
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Chuck Norris once fought himself...and won.

When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean, he doesn't get wet - the ocean gets Chucked.

Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at it with his finger and saying BANG.
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Old Jul 21, 2007, 03:32 AM // 03:32   #23
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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups; Chuck Norris pushes the Earth down.

God said, "Let there be light!" and Chuck Norris said, "Say please."

Superman wears Chuck Norris underoos.
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Old Jul 21, 2007, 09:55 AM // 09:55   #24
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Chuck Noris does not go hunting, because "hunting" implies a certain percentage of failure to make a kill. Chuck Norris goes killing!

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Old Jul 22, 2007, 06:57 AM // 06:57   #25
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"Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, to bad he never cries."
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Old Jul 23, 2007, 05:40 AM // 05:40   #26
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In game? Hmm, a tie.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
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Old Jul 23, 2007, 04:36 PM // 16:36   #27
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There is a rumor that the r15 emote is chuck norris, though it will never be seen because on ranking, chuck norris roundhouse kicks everyone off the server.
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Old Jul 23, 2007, 05:23 PM // 17:23   #28
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Chuck Norris used the /jump emote and made the servers lag
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Old Jul 27, 2007, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #29
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike_version2
"Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris walked on Jesus"

only one can remember that hasn't been said yet
Jesus didn't exist, it was Chuck Norris in a costume
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Old Jul 27, 2007, 08:43 PM // 20:43   #30
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Old Jul 31, 2007, 04:01 PM // 16:01   #31
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Chuck Norris does not travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not have a survivor track, he has a track for the number of survivor tracks he has demolished. Current count: let's just say he only passed it once on his way to counting to infinity twice.
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Old Aug 01, 2007, 06:22 AM // 06:22   #32
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The Five Gods didn't banish Abaddon - Chuck Norris hit Abaddon with roundhouse kick and he landed in the Realm of Torment.
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Old Aug 01, 2007, 06:25 AM // 06:25   #33
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The Five Gods fight in HoH for the favor of Chuck Norris
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Old Aug 01, 2007, 06:52 AM // 06:52   #34
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch. He decides what time it is.
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Old Aug 03, 2007, 03:04 AM // 03:04   #35
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Old Aug 03, 2007, 02:37 PM // 14:37   #36
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chuck norris can punch you in the soul...
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Old Aug 05, 2007, 01:15 AM // 01:15   #37
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most people say its impossible to kill 2 birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed 4 birds with half a stone.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares at them till he gets the info he wants.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill

some of my favs that haven't alrdy been said
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Old Aug 05, 2007, 02:12 AM // 02:12   #38
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chuck norris doesnt believe in god, god believes in chuck norris
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Old Aug 05, 2007, 02:22 AM // 02:22   #39
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Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush
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Old Aug 05, 2007, 06:01 AM // 06:01   #40
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Chuck Norris Monks better then you.
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